Doctors of the surgical hospitals of the North America are shrugging their shoulders and keep wondering at the nature mystery of a woman’s attractiveness: Boom for the sumptuous silicon breasts turned around and ladies are often willing to shrink the size of their breast to miniature-innocent forms and sizes.

The reason behind this is simple: A group of American scientists engaged in researches on breast cancer unexpectedly discovered a clear connection between the level of woman’s intellect and the size of her breast: The more the breast the lower the level of intellectual activity of the lady.

The fashion for prosthetic silicon fillers that turns lady’s delights into watermelon balls is abruptly going down. No wonder, every self-respecting buxom lady wants to deliver effect of an intellectual Sharon Stone. And what a Sharon Stone you are if there is a self-speaking proof of your “foolery” lying right on the belly.  

Doctors of the famous American clinic Mayo, that specializes on the breast problems keep applauding to the ladies’ choice of the godlike breast of the miniature proportions. “For many women decreasing the sizes of the breast surgically is not only desirable but amust” – says the leading specialists of the clinic. Facts and digits are speaking for themselves: for 97 percent of the women bustiness is the reason of bad mood, 86 percent of busty ladies are constantly feeling shoulder ache, 78 percent feel pain in the upper part of the back, 71 percent feel neckache while 79 percent of busty girls are not even able to run thirty meters let alone stronger physical loads that could potentially include even sex.

Sounds like a verdict, no less…  

Even though we hear little news about escorts, there is some amusing information that occasionally becomes available in mass media.

In Minneapolis local authorities being afraid of the propagation of venereal deceases forced to make street escorts carry a sign on the chest saying: “No Sex Without a Condom”. Police officers were ordered to regularly check for the latex articles in the bags of escorts. While night butterflies developed a system of gestures to let clients know if unsafe intercourse is available and at what price.

In Great Britain to stand competition with multiple rivals from Asia and Africa whose number is constantly increasing, more than 5.000 white UK escorts created the organization “To Excellent Serve” that unites a network of brothels and outcall escorts.

Switzerland implemented escort service tax. But it is paid not by the escort but by the client. After the service the client is given a receipt that proves he has paid 6.5 percent extra. Everything is frequently checked not only by the taxation police but also by the proprietors of the brothel – since the extra percentages are deducted from her yearly income.

Escorts themselves may not be as innocent creatures as they are thought to be. In Bangkok police officers arrested a gang of 4 female escorts, who smeared their chests with strong soporific stuff and made their clients lick them at the very beginning saying this would excite them immensely. After that clients would fall asleep while escorts took men’s money and watches.

It is taken for granted that a gentleman in search for a lady-match is like an attack plane in operation. He is as concentrated and aimed. The only difference is in the tactics of the search itself. Quite opposite to an attack plane, the gentleman would be interested in attracting as much of lady’s attention as possible. In order to achieve that one needs to clearly present his personality and who a man is seeking for…

In the list of women’s-attention-attraction arsenal single ads seem most creative, effective and require extraordinary approach. If anybody thinks that single ads are just means to kill time, he is deeply wrong. The best prove of single ads’ popularity among womanish audience is the fact of popularity of romantic novels designed primarily for ladies. This layer of literature is actively written, printed and distributed with no delays. Modern ladies read, and read a lot. Meanwhile ladies read not only romantic novels and diaries of celebrities, but singles ads as well. This is where the battlefield for hearts begins.

Singles ads as a separate genre of epistolary works came into existence long time ago. Sources of this phenomenon should be searched for in psychology. According to historic data one of the first samples of single ads were found on earthenware pieces of Ancient Egypt cuneiform. An “Azidostrate, petting kindly and trembling” was mentioned, message dating back to the time of reign of the first dynasty of the Lower Egypt pharaohs. All indications of a single ad of this fragment of the ancient text are evident.

On the other hand, an ad of such kind was doubtly the first of its kind since there is version, whose adherents further deepened in the history. As a result of this approach some petroglyphic signs acquired new meaning. There was no analogue of text nor any alphabets yet invented but the meaning of many compositions is self explanatory. It would be senseless to boil down all petroglyphic signs to single ads, but it is clear that a solid layer of this genre was preserved in the cliffs.

London is one of the few cities where escort services are legally permitted. Meanwhile living costs and tuition fees are very high, which creates a perfect condition for young males and females become London escorts. The competition in this industry is unbelievably high, with dozen of London escort agencies out beating one another and independent escorts doing all kinds of their services promotion. Taking into account the specification of the given service – it is quite natural that more and more escorts go for Internet marketing trying to get more clients. Internet allows access to thousands of high-quality escorts photos that come along with the detailed profiles and a list of the feedbacks. But should we take for granted that search engine and UK escorts directory “toppers” are indeed as good and relevant as the seem? Let’s make a small experiment…

Let’s take such a keyword as Latin escorts in London and start with Google search. Criteria are simple: The page should contain profiles of the escorts available in London, and escorts of Latin origin. So, back to Google:

1. First listing belongs to the front page of an escort agency, but there are no listings of any Latin escorts not even a single word about escorts. One click away are he galleries of the escorts: None contain escorts of Latin origin
2. Second listing: An escorts directory (not the front page this time) but guess what! Indian escorts gallery! Fantastic! Frankly, in such a competitive are as London escorts I expected more relevant results in every possible aspect and custom search
3. The escort agency that ranks 3^rd for the keyword contains one profile of an escort of Latin origin and it took me a while to find it among all others

Let’s move on to Yahoo and see what we get. Yahoo often gives landing pages in its search result, let’s see if it is going to help us here:

1. Front page of an escort agency specializing in escorts of Latin origin. That is relevant – I am just a click away from seeing all the escorts of the agency.
2. Gives us a profile of a Spanish escort: Relevant, but plural for “escort” is not taken into account by Yahoo
3. Landing page of a London escort agency with two female escort profiles listed in the gallery. The choice is not large, but the search result is relevant.

MSN: Third biggest search engine in Internet. Let’s see how relevant it will be:

1. First position belongs to an agency offering Latin escorts in London – that is relevant but does not show profiles of escorts themselves
2. The word “Latin” is mentioned guess how many times?.. Zero. And the only thing that makes it relevant is a photo of a young escort with Latin traits on her face.
3. Third result nearly coincides with the one we had with Yahoo… the same agency, but… employment page. That is a strange of MSN.

Our small experiment shows that the most relevant results are achievable with Yahoo search engine. Though this could only be due to a coincidence…

From various bumper stickers:

My sexual orientation?

• Horizontal, usually
• I can’t even think straight
• Let’s get one thing straight, I’m not straight, but Not Narrow
• Closets are for clothes
• I’m not a lesbian but my girlfriend is
• I’m not gay but my boyfriend is
• Equal rights are not special rights
• Bisexual phobia is a social disease

(1 in 17 people are bisexual in UK.)

1970s. The history of bisexual movement began in the early 1970s. From the beginning, early bisexual groups focused on different sexual orientation (the most famous one was the Sexual Freedom League); members of these groups were often more closely connected to heterosexual, easier to say swinger communities than to gay or lesbian communities. Many bisexual females and males in the early 1970s were also associated with the early gay movement, which at the time tried to fight for sexual freedom and the possibility for people to be sexual with both genders. Although there were a lot of gay movements, people began to create specifically bisexual communities and organizations.

1980s. In early 1980s we can also see the development of a bisexual movement in the UK and all over the globe. The most popular of them were:

The London Bisexual Group. It was founded in 1981 by men active in the anti-sexist men’s movement.

The Edinburgh Bisexual Group. It formed in 1984 as group of all people with not straight orientation. The main representatives of this movement were lesbians, gays and bisexual people.

The main difference between the groups of the 1970s and 1980s was as follow: if in 1970s most of these groups were male’s organization, many of the 1980s movement were founded and led by women. The reason was simple: for many bi escorts, bisexuality was an integral part of their feminist politics and they wanted their groups to reflect this idea. These female’s organizations were rather popular all around the world, but the most famous were in US, for example:

The Boston Bisexual Women’s Network. (founded in 1983)

The Seattle Bisexual Women’s Network (formed in 1986).

1990s. In the early 1990s bisexual movements became more famous in UK, thanks to mess media (there were a great variety of national and international bisexual web sites about bi people, many TV programs, including such popular national talk shows as ”Donahue” and ”Geraldo”). London Universities have begun to include bisexuality in their gay and lesbian studies courses, and a few have even provided courses specifically devoted to bisexuality.

Nowadays, it may be difficult to believe, but bisexual people are all around you! How can you meet them? There are some ways:

• check to see if there is a gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender youth group in your community;
• you can call a local gay, lesbian, bisexual organization for assistance in finding a youth group;
• check the phone book for a local hotline and call for support and information about local groups;
• look for local bisexual’s newspapers, magazines;
• check local bookstores, health food stores, lesbian and gay bars, private discos.

P.S.: Determining your sexuality can be highly confusing. Teenagers often feel a lot of pressure to choose to define themselves as being straight, homosexual, heterosexual. You can feel that you are not in either of these categories, and you may notice that you have some sexual feelings about both male and female genders. In this way you can be identify as bisexual. However, do not take it very seriously; keep in mind, that you do not have to prove you are bisexual (there is no test for bisexuality). Don’t worry about not knowing for sure. Sexuality develops over time, and you should feel no pressure to identify in any particular type.

Majority of men think that happy, satisfied with her marriage woman will not go for the hugs of a casual man. Casual affairs are believed to be the lot of young, non-married and psychologically immature ladies, while a mature, well adapted female will not go for it.

Such impressions are proved by science: multiple psychologists are unanimously state that the better half of the humankind needs at least emotional affection, trust and confidence, while men need nothing from this list to have a pleasing sex affair.

Thus the data on the sexual faithlessness gathered with the help of questionnaire should be simply thrown away: even anonymous questionnaire are not good enough for women to tell the truth. Today’s major sources of knowledge about this important sphere of our life are the materials of the psychotherapeutic séances, where clients are a way more honest, as well as electronic surveillance of the volunteers and the results of very precise, ultra-modern genetic researches. Sensations started around 5 years ago, after the massive genetic checkups were carried out. That is when Robert Baker and his well equipped group checking up 5 000 married English ladies aged 30 to 40 found out that 11 % of their children do not belong to their legitimate fathers. Interesting as it is but the mothers were not aware of the fact…Majority of these mothers agreed to do the session of hypnotism and it turned out that the children were due to the one-time sexual intercourse few women could actually recollect having. More than half of the intercourses took place during ovulation, the 4 – 5 days when women’s inclination reaches its maximum. Mr. Baker himself is convinced that during this period the gene of faithlessness gets activated. Baker’s research resulted in 200 divorces while thousands of fathers in UK and USA had their children checked up.

So sexologists asked a natural question: if 11 % of married women managed to conceive a baby than how many casual intercourses actually took place? It is generally believed that there is one pregnancy per 45 – 50 “unsafe” contacts, so it means that 100 percent of women have had short term intercourses.

1. A brand of condoms was named after Pharaoh Ramses, who had more than 160 children.

2. A research by sex shop owners shows that the most popular flavour of edible underwear is cherry.

3. 25 percent of British escort think that money makes men sexier.

4. In Hong Kong, a woman whose husband cheats on her has the legal right to kill him, but she is only allowed to use her bare hands.

5. In India, it is cheaper to pay for a cheap escort than it is to buy a condom.

6. Sex burns 300 - 360 calories per hour.

7. On average, men think about sex every seven seconds.

8. Only 17 percent of London escorts have an orgasm during intercourse.

9. Many escorts like men in uniform. Statistics show that London escorts prefer to kiss:
39% - military men;
37% - lawyers;
27% - accountants;
14% - sportsmen.

10. Most English escorts say that the hottest kiss on the screen is the kiss of Richard Gere and Debra Vinger (”Soldier and Gentleman”).

11. A minute’s kiss burns 26 calories.

12. Latin escort hold the record for having the most orgasms. The biggest amount of orgasms enjoyed by a high class escort in 1 hour ever recorded is a pussy shattering 134!

13. Youngest Father - Sean Stewart (England) became the father at age 12 of a healthy baby boy on January 20, 1998.

14. The record of the man who has had intercourse the most frequently goes to an English man who was recorded to have had intercourse about 52,000 times over a period of 30 years. This fact means he had intercourse on average 33.3 times a week.

15. 70% of men dream about sex with two elite escorts in public place.

16. 61% of men shave intimate part of the body, in contrast to 64% of women.

17. 72 % of female London escorts are bisexual, in contrast to 34% of male escorts.

18. 69% of divorces in Britain were between couples where both partners had been married for the first time. However, only 10% of divorces were between couples who had been married before.

Nowadays, escort industry is loaded with charming, beautiful, intelligent, skilful, sociable, and luxurious escort girls, as well as with handsome, smart guys. About 80000 people are in this industry in UK. This profession is not for everyone, but for many young communicative people, it’s a great exiting career that on the one hand mixes business with pleasure and on the other hand offers stable financial position.

There are some reasons why escorts industry is a popular business in the United Kingdom. First, UK has a very attractive economies for female and male escorts to work in; second, it’s a welcoming country for European Union people (escorts from Czechia, Germany, Greece, Austria, Ireland, Italy, Luxembourg, Portugal, Spain, Sweden, and also Cyprus, Czech Republic, Estonia, Hungary, Latvia, Lithuania, Malta, Poland, Slovakia and Slovenia are able to work in UK without problems).

So, what kind of person you need to be if you want to become an elite escort in UK?

1. You will need to be sexy, attractive, slim (if you are planning to work with London escorts agency, you need to remember that a lot of them don’t expect to hire size zero models). Another reason why many escorts become independent.

2. You will need to be well-educated, communicative, open-minded and easy going with the right attitude.

3. You will need to be honest with clients and with your parent escort agency.

4. You must be able to speak good conversational English (of course, it’s much better if you are able to speak two or more languages) and have a legal right to be in the UK.

5. Many clients are rich, famous and powerful and expect to be treated in an excellent way. In return you get treated very well.

And what you need to do to become an elite London escort?

First of all, you need to decide to work with London escorts agency or to be independent escort in London.

1. Escorts agencies. Some London companions work for one escorts agency, others for multiple agencies. Escort agencies in the UK make their money by taking a percentage of the total of each escort booking they organise. These percentages are understandable. All escort agencies provide their escorts with work and all escort agencies provide property, security for escorts. These are good advantages of London escorts agencies.

2. Independent escorts. If you are an independent escort, you are self-employed businesswoman (businessman). You don’t need to pay percentage to escorts agencies, but at the same time you need to worry about bookings, property, security and so on. In spite of all these things, independent escorting is enjoying popular success in the UK.

And finally, as I mentioned before, escorting is highly paid job. Your reward is very high earnings per hour. While it isn’t possible to guarantee earnings - a lot of that is up to your attitude - cash amounts in excess of 1000 - 2,000 pounds per week are easily possible. Best of all you will be paid in cash for each job as you work.

“The show takes a wide view of sex … but it’s not about po.nography” … ancient brothel art from Pompeii.

Nowadays, over one million people in the United States and 80.000 people in the UK involved in intimate services. While this means that one out of every 100 women provide intimate services for money, sex work - an approximately 57 billion-dollar industry involving everyone from young companions to experienced guides, professional high-class escorts to strippers, streetwalkers to phone sex operators - is much further reaching. They are working in different spheres from independent escorts to escorts agencies, street prostitution to p.rn stars. Recently, one more exiting, thrilling intimate area was added to this list - sex art show.

Such a show usually includes people from all spheres of the intimate industry: strippers, escorts, film stars, phone sex operators, internet models or even young attractive brunette and blonde companions. Smart and hot, disturbing and hilarious, the performances offer a wide range of perspectives on sex work, from celebration of escort’s rights to dark, terrible sides of this industry. The main idea of such an art show is to tend people to focus on the words “sex” and “escorting”, to show all aspects of this industry.

First of all, this practise is very famous and popular in the United States. There were a lot of sex art shows. The most thrilling and huge is Sex Workers’ Art Show. The goal of this show is to promote the rights, safety, and dignity of sex workers through presenting them as multifaceted humans. “The Sex Workers’ Art Show is not simply a display of those in the sex industry… but an active force in articulating, shaping, and contesting the meaning of the identity “sex worker” in the public sphere” - Theatre Journal.

Actually this practice is also common in European countries as well as in US. For example, in Germany there was a famous film about cruising public spaces called “taxi zum Klo” (taxi to the bathroom). In which the “protagonist” regularly haunts public wash rooms in the search for anonymous sexual lessons.

In Britain everybody knows that those things are illegal and, of course, it is illegal to have sex in a public place, although it is rare for the police to take action if nobody can see or hear you. But, we are speaking about sex art shows, it can’t be unmissed. In this respect police patrol inside and outside the place where the show takes place, but there is no police in the auditorium during the performance though.

All women around the world (young, old, single, married) prefer travelling. Some women are travelling for business, others for pleasure.

Pleasure trip. More than 14 million British said they have taken at least one pleasure trip in the past year to attend a wedding, go on a honeymoon, or celebrate an anniversary. This equates to 20 percent of all UK adults travelling for romance-related purposes in the past year.

Business trip. Business person-trips are most often taken for general business purposes (likely for consulting, client service). One in five (22%) business person-trips are taken for the primary purpose of attending a convention, conference or seminar. One-third (34%) of business person-trips are made by those travelling for combined business and pleasure purposes. One-third (32%) of business person-trips include air transportation. One in six (17%) business trips include children under 18.

Ten or even seven years ago, there were no such travel statistics. Now we know a lot of interesting facts, and we have the clear picture of the average adventure traveller, it is not a 28-year old male, but a 47-year-old female.

72 million UK women travelled during the past year. 55% like adventure or cultural trips, 30% travelling for business, 15% go abroad like travel escorts. In this respect, the most popular questions are: who they travel with, who pays for the trip, or where they stay?

Who they travel with?

First of all it depends on the purpose of travelling. If it is a business meeting, she will go along or order a handsome, smart and high class male escort. If it is a pleasure trip, a lady will take a few good female friends and some nice, intelligent guys for fun. If the purpose is to get acquainted with a man of her dream, wishes and desires, she will travel along. In all those positions a woman is the decision maker. But if she is a travel escort, it is up, first of all, to a client with whom to travel. On the other hand a travel escort can also disagree to go.

Who pays for the trip?

One in two women’s trips are paid by men (it can be husband, boyfriend, client, boss). And it’s not a surprise. If we are speaking about travel escorts, clients always pay for their professional services. A travel escort (or outcall escort) is more sexually and professionally talented, of higher quality overall and her genuine affections and company in demand, her fee will of course be higher, but it is a token, a joke between the two, simply to extract the genuinely successful, deserving gentlemen from the crowds of men who want her. Her gentleman pays his fee to gain her favour, a gift of good faith towards his ability to please her. London high class escorts are powerful women, and having men pay for company is something that builds confidence and self esteem. And the act of giving and receiving money potentially for sexual experiences creates a highly charged sexual atmosphere.

Where they stay?

The most popular hotels by women’s reservations (2007) are: 5 star – 23%, 4 star – 46%, 3 star – 27%, 2 star – 4%. The most popular hotels by reservations in London – December, 2007 (by Milesfaster) are: 3 star Express London City, 4 star Radisson New Providence Wharf, 4 star Hilton Canary Wharf, 4 star Holiday Inn Heathrow M4, 2 star Ibis Heathrow, 4 star Holiday Inn Oxford Circus, 4 star Holiday Inn Kensington and so on. Of course, all prefer to stay in a luxury 5 star hotel, but not all of us have financial possibilities. Only rich, famous, financial stable, respectable and respectful people can permit themselves to stay in 5 star hotel.
Like every other respectful woman, a travel escort has done her fair share of lodge hotel encounters. She respects the budget options because you get what you expect and what you pay for. But when it comes to personal, as opposed to professional travel, a travel escort has to admit that she’ll always choose a luxury, lovely hotel. That doesn’t always mean 5 star, and in fact it’s nothing to do with price, but it can be not the boutique hotels, it can be just good major apartments with comforting characteristics. However if a hotel markets itself as luxury, then that’s what a travel escort expects.