London is one of the few cities where escort services are legally permitted. Meanwhile living costs and tuition fees are very high, which creates a perfect condition for young males and females become London escorts. The competition in this industry is unbelievably high, with dozen of London escort agencies out beating one another and independent escorts doing all kinds of their services promotion. Taking into account the specification of the given service – it is quite natural that more and more escorts go for Internet marketing trying to get more clients. Internet allows access to thousands of high-quality escorts photos that come along with the detailed profiles and a list of the feedbacks. But should we take for granted that search engine and UK escorts directory “toppers” are indeed as good and relevant as the seem? Let’s make a small experiment…

Let’s take such a keyword as Latin escorts in London and start with Google search. Criteria are simple: The page should contain profiles of the escorts available in London, and escorts of Latin origin. So, back to Google:

1. First listing belongs to the front page of an escort agency, but there are no listings of any Latin escorts not even a single word about escorts. One click away are he galleries of the escorts: None contain escorts of Latin origin
2. Second listing: An escorts directory (not the front page this time) but guess what! Indian escorts gallery! Fantastic! Frankly, in such a competitive are as London escorts I expected more relevant results in every possible aspect and custom search
3. The escort agency that ranks 3^rd for the keyword contains one profile of an escort of Latin origin and it took me a while to find it among all others

Let’s move on to Yahoo and see what we get. Yahoo often gives landing pages in its search result, let’s see if it is going to help us here:

1. Front page of an escort agency specializing in escorts of Latin origin. That is relevant – I am just a click away from seeing all the escorts of the agency.
2. Gives us a profile of a Spanish escort: Relevant, but plural for “escort” is not taken into account by Yahoo
3. Landing page of a London escort agency with two female escort profiles listed in the gallery. The choice is not large, but the search result is relevant.

MSN: Third biggest search engine in Internet. Let’s see how relevant it will be:

1. First position belongs to an agency offering Latin escorts in London – that is relevant but does not show profiles of escorts themselves
2. The word “Latin” is mentioned guess how many times?.. Zero. And the only thing that makes it relevant is a photo of a young escort with Latin traits on her face.
3. Third result nearly coincides with the one we had with Yahoo… the same agency, but… employment page. That is a strange of MSN.

Our small experiment shows that the most relevant results are achievable with Yahoo search engine. Though this could only be due to a coincidence…

From various bumper stickers:

My sexual orientation?

• Horizontal, usually
• I can’t even think straight
• Let’s get one thing straight, I’m not straight, but Not Narrow
• Closets are for clothes
• I’m not a lesbian but my girlfriend is
• I’m not gay but my boyfriend is
• Equal rights are not special rights
• Bisexual phobia is a social disease

(1 in 17 people are bisexual in UK.)

1970s. The history of bisexual movement began in the early 1970s. From the beginning, early bisexual groups focused on different sexual orientation (the most famous one was the Sexual Freedom League); members of these groups were often more closely connected to heterosexual, easier to say swinger communities than to gay or lesbian communities. Many bisexual females and males in the early 1970s were also associated with the early gay movement, which at the time tried to fight for sexual freedom and the possibility for people to be sexual with both genders. Although there were a lot of gay movements, people began to create specifically bisexual communities and organizations.

1980s. In early 1980s we can also see the development of a bisexual movement in the UK and all over the globe. The most popular of them were:

The London Bisexual Group. It was founded in 1981 by men active in the anti-sexist men’s movement.

The Edinburgh Bisexual Group. It formed in 1984 as group of all people with not straight orientation. The main representatives of this movement were lesbians, gays and bisexual people.

The main difference between the groups of the 1970s and 1980s was as follow: if in 1970s most of these groups were male’s organization, many of the 1980s movement were founded and led by women. The reason was simple: for many bi escorts, bisexuality was an integral part of their feminist politics and they wanted their groups to reflect this idea. These female’s organizations were rather popular all around the world, but the most famous were in US, for example:

The Boston Bisexual Women’s Network. (founded in 1983)

The Seattle Bisexual Women’s Network (formed in 1986).

1990s. In the early 1990s bisexual movements became more famous in UK, thanks to mess media (there were a great variety of national and international bisexual web sites about bi people, many TV programs, including such popular national talk shows as ”Donahue” and ”Geraldo”). London Universities have begun to include bisexuality in their gay and lesbian studies courses, and a few have even provided courses specifically devoted to bisexuality.

Nowadays, it may be difficult to believe, but bisexual people are all around you! How can you meet them? There are some ways:

• check to see if there is a gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender youth group in your community;
• you can call a local gay, lesbian, bisexual organization for assistance in finding a youth group;
• check the phone book for a local hotline and call for support and information about local groups;
• look for local bisexual’s newspapers, magazines;
• check local bookstores, health food stores, lesbian and gay bars, private discos.

P.S.: Determining your sexuality can be highly confusing. Teenagers often feel a lot of pressure to choose to define themselves as being straight, homosexual, heterosexual. You can feel that you are not in either of these categories, and you may notice that you have some sexual feelings about both male and female genders. In this way you can be identify as bisexual. However, do not take it very seriously; keep in mind, that you do not have to prove you are bisexual (there is no test for bisexuality). Don’t worry about not knowing for sure. Sexuality develops over time, and you should feel no pressure to identify in any particular type.

Majority of men think that happy, satisfied with her marriage woman will not go for the hugs of a casual man. Casual affairs are believed to be the lot of young, non-married and psychologically immature ladies, while a mature, well adapted female will not go for it.

Such impressions are proved by science: multiple psychologists are unanimously state that the better half of the humankind needs at least emotional affection, trust and confidence, while men need nothing from this list to have a pleasing sex affair.

Thus the data on the sexual faithlessness gathered with the help of questionnaire should be simply thrown away: even anonymous questionnaire are not good enough for women to tell the truth. Today’s major sources of knowledge about this important sphere of our life are the materials of the psychotherapeutic séances, where clients are a way more honest, as well as electronic surveillance of the volunteers and the results of very precise, ultra-modern genetic researches. Sensations started around 5 years ago, after the massive genetic checkups were carried out. That is when Robert Baker and his well equipped group checking up 5 000 married English ladies aged 30 to 40 found out that 11 % of their children do not belong to their legitimate fathers. Interesting as it is but the mothers were not aware of the fact…Majority of these mothers agreed to do the session of hypnotism and it turned out that the children were due to the one-time sexual intercourse few women could actually recollect having. More than half of the intercourses took place during ovulation, the 4 – 5 days when women’s inclination reaches its maximum. Mr. Baker himself is convinced that during this period the gene of faithlessness gets activated. Baker’s research resulted in 200 divorces while thousands of fathers in UK and USA had their children checked up.

So sexologists asked a natural question: if 11 % of married women managed to conceive a baby than how many casual intercourses actually took place? It is generally believed that there is one pregnancy per 45 – 50 “unsafe” contacts, so it means that 100 percent of women have had short term intercourses.

1. A brand of condoms was named after Pharaoh Ramses, who had more than 160 children.

2. A research by sex shop owners shows that the most popular flavour of edible underwear is cherry.

3. 25 percent of British escort think that money makes men sexier.

4. In Hong Kong, a woman whose husband cheats on her has the legal right to kill him, but she is only allowed to use her bare hands.

5. In India, it is cheaper to pay for a cheap escort than it is to buy a condom.

6. Sex burns 300 - 360 calories per hour.

7. On average, men think about sex every seven seconds.

8. Only 17 percent of London escorts have an orgasm during intercourse.

9. Many escorts like men in uniform. Statistics show that London escorts prefer to kiss:
39% - military men;
37% - lawyers;
27% - accountants;
14% - sportsmen.

10. Most English escorts say that the hottest kiss on the screen is the kiss of Richard Gere and Debra Vinger (”Soldier and Gentleman”).

11. A minute’s kiss burns 26 calories.

12. Latin escort hold the record for having the most orgasms. The biggest amount of orgasms enjoyed by a high class escort in 1 hour ever recorded is a pussy shattering 134!

13. Youngest Father - Sean Stewart (England) became the father at age 12 of a healthy baby boy on January 20, 1998.

14. The record of the man who has had intercourse the most frequently goes to an English man who was recorded to have had intercourse about 52,000 times over a period of 30 years. This fact means he had intercourse on average 33.3 times a week.

15. 70% of men dream about sex with two elite escorts in public place.

16. 61% of men shave intimate part of the body, in contrast to 64% of women.

17. 72 % of female London escorts are bisexual, in contrast to 34% of male escorts.

18. 69% of divorces in Britain were between couples where both partners had been married for the first time. However, only 10% of divorces were between couples who had been married before.

Nowadays, escort industry is loaded with charming, beautiful, intelligent, skilful, sociable, and luxurious escort girls, as well as with handsome, smart guys. About 80000 people are in this industry in UK. This profession is not for everyone, but for many young communicative people, it’s a great exiting career that on the one hand mixes business with pleasure and on the other hand offers stable financial position.

There are some reasons why escorts industry is a popular business in the United Kingdom. First, UK has a very attractive economies for female and male escorts to work in; second, it’s a welcoming country for European Union people (escorts from Czechia, Germany, Greece, Austria, Ireland, Italy, Luxembourg, Portugal, Spain, Sweden, and also Cyprus, Czech Republic, Estonia, Hungary, Latvia, Lithuania, Malta, Poland, Slovakia and Slovenia are able to work in UK without problems).

So, what kind of person you need to be if you want to become an elite escort in UK?

1. You will need to be sexy, attractive, slim (if you are planning to work with London escorts agency, you need to remember that a lot of them don’t expect to hire size zero models). Another reason why many escorts become independent.

2. You will need to be well-educated, communicative, open-minded and easy going with the right attitude.

3. You will need to be honest with clients and with your parent escort agency.

4. You must be able to speak good conversational English (of course, it’s much better if you are able to speak two or more languages) and have a legal right to be in the UK.

5. Many clients are rich, famous and powerful and expect to be treated in an excellent way. In return you get treated very well.

And what you need to do to become an elite London escort?

First of all, you need to decide to work with London escorts agency or to be independent escort in London.

1. Escorts agencies. Some London companions work for one escorts agency, others for multiple agencies. Escort agencies in the UK make their money by taking a percentage of the total of each escort booking they organise. These percentages are understandable. All escort agencies provide their escorts with work and all escort agencies provide property, security for escorts. These are good advantages of London escorts agencies.

2. Independent escorts. If you are an independent escort, you are self-employed businesswoman (businessman). You don’t need to pay percentage to escorts agencies, but at the same time you need to worry about bookings, property, security and so on. In spite of all these things, independent escorting is enjoying popular success in the UK.

And finally, as I mentioned before, escorting is highly paid job. Your reward is very high earnings per hour. While it isn’t possible to guarantee earnings - a lot of that is up to your attitude - cash amounts in excess of 1000 - 2,000 pounds per week are easily possible. Best of all you will be paid in cash for each job as you work.

“The show takes a wide view of sex … but it’s not about po.nography” … ancient brothel art from Pompeii.

Nowadays, over one million people in the United States and 80.000 people in the UK involved in intimate services. While this means that one out of every 100 women provide intimate services for money, sex work - an approximately 57 billion-dollar industry involving everyone from young companions to experienced guides, professional high-class escorts to strippers, streetwalkers to phone sex operators - is much further reaching. They are working in different spheres from independent escorts to escorts agencies, street prostitution to p.rn stars. Recently, one more exiting, thrilling intimate area was added to this list - sex art show.

Such a show usually includes people from all spheres of the intimate industry: strippers, escorts, film stars, phone sex operators, internet models or even young attractive brunette and blonde companions. Smart and hot, disturbing and hilarious, the performances offer a wide range of perspectives on sex work, from celebration of escort’s rights to dark, terrible sides of this industry. The main idea of such an art show is to tend people to focus on the words “sex” and “escorting”, to show all aspects of this industry.

First of all, this practise is very famous and popular in the United States. There were a lot of sex art shows. The most thrilling and huge is Sex Workers’ Art Show. The goal of this show is to promote the rights, safety, and dignity of sex workers through presenting them as multifaceted humans. “The Sex Workers’ Art Show is not simply a display of those in the sex industry… but an active force in articulating, shaping, and contesting the meaning of the identity “sex worker” in the public sphere” - Theatre Journal.

Actually this practice is also common in European countries as well as in US. For example, in Germany there was a famous film about cruising public spaces called “taxi zum Klo” (taxi to the bathroom). In which the “protagonist” regularly haunts public wash rooms in the search for anonymous sexual lessons.

In Britain everybody knows that those things are illegal and, of course, it is illegal to have sex in a public place, although it is rare for the police to take action if nobody can see or hear you. But, we are speaking about sex art shows, it can’t be unmissed. In this respect police patrol inside and outside the place where the show takes place, but there is no police in the auditorium during the performance though.

All women around the world (young, old, single, married) prefer travelling. Some women are travelling for business, others for pleasure.

Pleasure trip. More than 14 million British said they have taken at least one pleasure trip in the past year to attend a wedding, go on a honeymoon, or celebrate an anniversary. This equates to 20 percent of all UK adults travelling for romance-related purposes in the past year.

Business trip. Business person-trips are most often taken for general business purposes (likely for consulting, client service). One in five (22%) business person-trips are taken for the primary purpose of attending a convention, conference or seminar. One-third (34%) of business person-trips are made by those travelling for combined business and pleasure purposes. One-third (32%) of business person-trips include air transportation. One in six (17%) business trips include children under 18.

Ten or even seven years ago, there were no such travel statistics. Now we know a lot of interesting facts, and we have the clear picture of the average adventure traveller, it is not a 28-year old male, but a 47-year-old female.

72 million UK women travelled during the past year. 55% like adventure or cultural trips, 30% travelling for business, 15% go abroad like travel escorts. In this respect, the most popular questions are: who they travel with, who pays for the trip, or where they stay?

Who they travel with?

First of all it depends on the purpose of travelling. If it is a business meeting, she will go along or order a handsome, smart and high class male escort. If it is a pleasure trip, a lady will take a few good female friends and some nice, intelligent guys for fun. If the purpose is to get acquainted with a man of her dream, wishes and desires, she will travel along. In all those positions a woman is the decision maker. But if she is a travel escort, it is up, first of all, to a client with whom to travel. On the other hand a travel escort can also disagree to go.

Who pays for the trip?

One in two women’s trips are paid by men (it can be husband, boyfriend, client, boss). And it’s not a surprise. If we are speaking about travel escorts, clients always pay for their professional services. A travel escort (or outcall escort) is more sexually and professionally talented, of higher quality overall and her genuine affections and company in demand, her fee will of course be higher, but it is a token, a joke between the two, simply to extract the genuinely successful, deserving gentlemen from the crowds of men who want her. Her gentleman pays his fee to gain her favour, a gift of good faith towards his ability to please her. London high class escorts are powerful women, and having men pay for company is something that builds confidence and self esteem. And the act of giving and receiving money potentially for sexual experiences creates a highly charged sexual atmosphere.

Where they stay?

The most popular hotels by women’s reservations (2007) are: 5 star – 23%, 4 star – 46%, 3 star – 27%, 2 star – 4%. The most popular hotels by reservations in London – December, 2007 (by Milesfaster) are: 3 star Express London City, 4 star Radisson New Providence Wharf, 4 star Hilton Canary Wharf, 4 star Holiday Inn Heathrow M4, 2 star Ibis Heathrow, 4 star Holiday Inn Oxford Circus, 4 star Holiday Inn Kensington and so on. Of course, all prefer to stay in a luxury 5 star hotel, but not all of us have financial possibilities. Only rich, famous, financial stable, respectable and respectful people can permit themselves to stay in 5 star hotel.
Like every other respectful woman, a travel escort has done her fair share of lodge hotel encounters. She respects the budget options because you get what you expect and what you pay for. But when it comes to personal, as opposed to professional travel, a travel escort has to admit that she’ll always choose a luxury, lovely hotel. That doesn’t always mean 5 star, and in fact it’s nothing to do with price, but it can be not the boutique hotels, it can be just good major apartments with comforting characteristics. However if a hotel markets itself as luxury, then that’s what a travel escort expects.

This is a list that was created after talking to over 200 escorts. There were many differences, but these seem to be the top 10 reasons given for becoming a high-class escort:

10. It’s easy and funny.

9. For drugs.

8. Want to be independent from the parents.

7. Grew up in a small town and want to live in London.

6. Escorts industry – is a special fascination.

5. Love having sex.

4. Want control over their work schedule and life.

3. A best friend told me about it and organise my first unforgettable meeting, I’ve just sort of been doing it ever since.

2. To save money and start their own business or go to college.

1. For attention and communication.

An escort lady is a special woman. She does not see bringing pleasure to a man in need of affection as ‘wrong’. She has nothing to hide, and while she prizes discretion highly, she does not like to associate with those she respects, feels she must keep things from, apart from family. She is a “stand-up” individual in lay terms, who would never demean herself or her reputation by allowing herself to become stingy, an escort is not a person who will do almost anything for money. This is the saddest position a charming companion can ever put herself in. A right, good rule for a professional, high class escort is: “If you wouldn’t do it for free with a pleasure, if you are not satisfied with your position in this industry, then don’t do it for money”.

An escort client is rarely looking for an hour or two to enjoy company, service and sex only. He is searching for a special kind of connection, understanding and emotional touch, needing to be refilled and enhanced emotionally. A guide and her chosen client rarely spend small amounts of time together when they communicate; when they are together they discuss each others’ lives, romances, life stories if comfortable with the topic. It is not a “service” situation so much as a normal loving human relationship that is formed between them. An escort client may see different companions: blonds, brunettes, redheads, but will usually continue to see the same escort again and again, to deepen the connection they have established. True intimacy and sexual satisfaction is rarely achieved with a lot of partners, a person needs to find a right, magnificent male or female escort to acquire the filling of confidence and moral certainty.

London Escort Services Rules:

1 Escorts don’t sell sex.

2 Escorts don’t talk about sex.

3 Leave the money on the dresser in plain view.

4 Don’t talk about sex.

5 Be polite, respect your companion.

If you want to enjoy the services of a London escort, you need to know how to discuss their services correctly. In order to discuss anything intelligently, polite you need knowledge. Escorts do not sell sex! As a matter of fact, you can pretty much insure a really bad experience with any escort if you ask her how much it would cost to have sexual activity with you and something like this.

Leave your money on the shelf. All escorts will tell you what they expect in pay, before they get there. So don’t make the escort ask you for money.

Don’t play stupid games! Don’t talk about sex! Be yourself, but prevent yourself from vulgarity.

Be polite, respect your companion. Escorts will be so much more comfortable with you and you will have a better experience if you follow this advice.

Enjoy your date. And remember that escort companion is a great idea for every occasion; these guides are self-confident, open-minded, contact-willing and like communications. They are glamorous, sweet and sexy. It’s a charming mixture of deliciously seductive and luxury. These are the main characteristics of an elite London escort. And remember you hire not just a man or a woman. You hire a person who will become your reflection, your second part, your social companion.

Escort Private Rules.

Any escort lady has some rules which she needs to discharge. For example:

1. Don’t visit client who do not have a telephone connected or who use a mobile phone to book the service.

2. Ask for payment before providing service.

3. Be tactful, even if situation is becoming nasty. Keep your cool and be honest.

4. Make sure you are not under the influence of alcohol or drugs when visiting clients.

5. Be polite and friendly, it’s the best way to gain control, even if a client is behaving like a jerk. And so on…

Your main private rule:

Make deal only with “best keep secrets London escorts agencies”, which are well-known and have solid reputation, big experience. They provide confidence, personal assistance and high-class personal escort service.

What’s the real cost?

There are some material proofs, why I think that escorts are the best guides in the world for intimate companionship.

A normal, romantic date with a woman / man that is as attractive, luxurious, charming and well-educated as escorts usually are consists of very expensive components.

The most typical things (I’ll not mention something extraordinary):

Clean Car 15 Euro

Gas 20 Euro

Flowers 35 Euro

Dinner without expensive drinks 100 Euro

Disco / Dancing 85 Euro

And what do we have: Cost = 255 Euro

And what the result? She will say: “Have a good night or See you tomorrow”. And now you have to play this game for 2-3 weeks, even more!

Another way, you may make a call… Escorts are of a colossal value.

“It feels better having an escort. I don’t have many escorts in my life. But I don’t like to enter rooms by myself. Literally. So I understand from that point of view why that exists. It’s great to have one person that does not judge you and you can kind of confide in.”

Lauren Bacall

(On 2007 movie ‘The Walker’, which is about a society escort who squires rich Washington wives around town.)

The word “escort” sounds differently in any corner of the world, for example escort in Dutch is begeleiding, accompagnement, in French is reconduisons, convoyage, escortez, reconduisez, in German is Geleit, begleiten, in Italian is seguito, scorta, in Norwegian is ledsage, eskorte, in Portuguese is escolta and in Spanish is acompa ar, sequito, escoltar, escolta. A lot of us use this word, but only a few people know the exact meaning of this wording. I will give you some definition:

1. A person who accompanies a child or dependant on a journey. A person who leads a tour group.

2. A man or boy accompanying a woman or girl in public.

3. A person, for example a woman, employed through a business, to act as a date for a social activity.

4. Protection, care, or safeguard on a journey or excursion; as, to travel under the escort of a friend.

5. One who conducts some one as an attendant.

6. A body of armed men to attend a person of distinction for the sake of affording safety.

7. British men’s adult magazine, which specialised on printing pornography and erotica.

8. A brand of cigarette that is popular in Australia.

There are a lot of definitions of the word “escort”, but most of us use this formula for explaining a person (often a female), employed through a business, to act as a companion for a social and private events. A female escort is a whole, wise woman, confident in herself, who brings inspiration, serenity and integrity, not corruption. This lady always decides when and with whom to be a pleasure provider and sexual healer, she is not someone who has to do things she does not enjoy, in order to pay her bills. She provides a higher quality experience than a high-class escort experience or a girlfriend experience. She is an extraordinary person, from her luxurious, attractive, immaculate beauty and elegant appearance, to her wine and art appreciations, intelligent manners and in addition to her excellent schooling. An escort girl invests in music knowledge and dance abilities, and it’s not a surprise that usually she speaks several languages, plays at least one instrument, and has the ability to fullfill all dreams and desires.

These talents are not just God given talents, it is a result of long-time training and practice. An escort is a person with a healthy mind, who consciously eats well, exercises regularly, and makes intelligent, prudent choices about where she goes and whom she allows to socialize with her. She carefully selects her clothing, classic and elegant look, make-up and manners. A clear, charming, immaculate, natural, wholesome image is her aim. She will usually bring more erotic heels and outfits with her to wear throughout her intimate entertainments, but her public image is classic and elegant. They are genuinely high-calss, elite women of high standards in all aspects, at all times.

Sometimes a man can find himself falling in love with her, but needs to remember this is not real - this is the reason why he pays for her company. He pays for her attractive, luxurious appearance, good mood and giving attention. There is a reason why she is his fantasy woman, and why that ends when they become too close. Very often a companion doesn’t want to change her life, she prefers freedom in her lifestyle. It’s like with a bird, you can catch the most beautiful bird in the world in cage, but it doesn’t mean that she will be the same all time. That’s why an escort prefer business relationship and don’t want changes. She can care, respect and treat you, but a life together is what makes her similar to the others.